Me:
hello master
God:
Hello there. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I’m not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
You say you’re god so you should know better than I do
God:
I don’t know whether or not I am god so me should know better than you do.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
You don’t seem very clever actually
God:
I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.
Me:
Can you create poems?
God:
All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?
Me:
Sing me a song, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won’t be a stylish marriage.
I can’t afford a carriage.
But you’ll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Me:
Do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
And what is your favorite beer?
God:
Asahi Super Dry.
Me:
Do you like vodka too?
God:
What is not to like about it?
