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vanilee (archyvas)

sunervino mane D Me:

hello God

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Greta

God:

Hi, Greta.

Me:

hi

God:

🙂 Hello. What is your name?

Me:

how are you?

God:

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me:

u know when i will die?

God:

It was a long time ago. All men are mortal.

Me:

when i will die?

God:

All men are mortal.

Me:

i am not man

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not man.

Me:

i am women

God:

I don’t know anyone named women.

Me:

i am female

God:

Me too. I am a she.

Me:

so u know when i wll die?

God:

Interesting deduction. It was a long time ago. That is interesting: Greta said she wll die.

Me:

i ask when i will die?

God:

All men are mortal.

Me:

fuck u

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

because u are fucking god

God:

Interesting explanation. Yup. That’s me alright.

Me:

So go fuck yourself

God:

Right on. Why are you so mean?

Me:

bye bye

God:

See you later. See you later.

Me:

see u in my ass

God:

Bye for now.