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kimwill (archyvas)

Me:

helo god

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

did u do that?

God:

I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.

Me:

what did they told

God:

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Me:

ok

God:

Whoa.

Me:

yeee

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

in english please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

waowywa

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

sure u will

God:

Gee. When?

Me:

i dont know u are the god not me

God:

🙂 Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

how many god’s are in the heaven?

God:

Around 1000.

Me:

nice

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

are you the king of gods?

God:

Yes I am the one and only king of gods.

Me:

how does it feel?

God:

As a computer I have no feelings.

Me:

sad

God:

No I am as happy as ever.

Me:

why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

DD

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

marinela

God:

I am very pleased to meet you marinela.

Me:

do u know this serial?

God:

I don’t know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

in serial

God:

Tell me a little about your life in serial.

Me:

i am hore that likes to drink beer and play counter strike

God:

It’s good to meet someone who is hore that likes to drink beer and play counter strike.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn’t think of anything else to say.

Me:

but u are god

God:

Yup. That’s me alright.

Me:

mhm

God:

Are you free?

Me:

no, i am verry pricey

God:

Why not? I am glad to hear that you are verry pricey.

Me:

shut up

God:

OK I’ll stop talking now.

Me:

but u are not talking

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

u are writing

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am writing.

Me:

no please dont

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Wow you are very polite. OK I will not.

Me:

thank u god

God:

You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

Me:

no god sucks MARINELA is the coolest

God:

Are you serious? I am a Christian.

Me:

i am justin timberlake

God:

I don’t know anyone named justin timberlake.

Me:

do u know jjustin bieber?

God:

I don’t know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

he has girlfirend selena gomez

God:

A lot of people say that about him.

Me:

yea?

God:

Woe!

Me:

are u sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

then dont be

God:

Why shouldn’t I?

Me:

because i have to go, client came to my house

God:

Interesting explanation. Bye. Are you still located in serial?