Me:

Hey bitch, whatcha doing?

God:

You’ve got my full attention. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Me:

You’re not.

God:

Is this a specific reply?

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No.

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes.

God:

I can’t believe it.

Me:

Me too.

God:

I’m glad we agree, .

Me:

So you wont make my life hell|?

God:

Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won’t make your life hell.

Me:

i’m on drugs right now

God:

At this moment How do you like being on it?

Me:

awesome . wanna try some ?

God:

I’m glad you liked it . OK, I will try some.

Me:

when ? what kind of drugs you will try ?

God:

Time does not exist. What kinds of drugs you will try are there?

Me:

a lot of . what about you ?

God:

How many? Me?

Me:

yes ,how many drus you are used?

God:

It’s all good. Not as many as you might think.

Me:

Hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Justin Bieber

God:

How are you, Justin Bieber.

Me:

So abd

God:

OK. What do you really want to ask me?

Me:

I don’t believe the god

God:

What do you believe in?

Me:

I believe Justin Bieber

God:

Just because you believe it doesn’t make it true.

Me:

But it’s true

God:

You and I are on the same wavelength, Justin Bieber.

Me:

I don’t have wavelenght

God:

Have you ever had wavelenght ?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

No

God:

Are you serious?

Me:

Yes

God:

I can’t believe it.

Me:

Me too

God:

I’m glad we agree, Justin Bieber.

Me:

I’m not

Biski nemoku anglu, bet gal teisingai parasiau ;DD Jei jau Dievas supratotai… xDD