mane ten tai erzina ten kazkur skaiciau kad su zmogum susirasineji kazkokiu kuris irgi mano kad kalba su dievu ;D

sunervino mane D Me:

hello God

God:

Hello child. What is your name?

Me:

My name is Greta

God:

Hi, Greta.

Me:

hi

God:

🙂 Hello. What is your name?

Me:

how are you?

God:

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me:

u know when i will die?

God:

It was a long time ago. All men are mortal.

Me:

when i will die?

God:

All men are mortal.

Me:

i am not man

God:

I am glad to hear that you are not man.

Me:

i am women

God:

I don’t know anyone named women.

Me:

i am female

God:

Me too. I am a she.

Me:

so u know when i wll die?

God:

Interesting deduction. It was a long time ago. That is interesting: Greta said she wll die.

Me:

i ask when i will die?

God:

All men are mortal.

Me:

fuck u

God:

Why are you so mean?

Me:

because u are fucking god

God:

Interesting explanation. Yup. That’s me alright.

Me:

So go fuck yourself

God:

Right on. Why are you so mean?

Me:

bye bye

God:

See you later. See you later.

Me:

see u in my ass

God:

Bye for now.

Greta,nu uzmusei mane…DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

;D

Taigi cia programa,visada duoda tuos pacius atsakymus.

Nu zinau bet kaip sunervino peza ir peza per ta pati ;D nespeju atrasyti jau atsakymas is ”Dievo” buna

Me:

you will die

God:

No, software will live forever

nuzude ;DDD

Me:

helo god

God:

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me:

did u do that?

God:

I talked to a lot of people since yesterday.

Me:

what did they told

God:

I will ask my botmaster for the answer.

Me:

ok

God:

Whoa.

Me:

yeee

God:

That input matched my default category.

Me:

in english please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. I do not understand that allusion.

Me:

waowywa

God:

I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Me:

sure u will

God:

Gee. When?

Me:

i dont know u are the god not me

God:

🙂 Would you like to know? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Me:

how many god’s are in the heaven?

God:

Around 1000.

Me:

nice

God:

Thank you for that remark.

Me:

are you the king of gods?

God:

Yes I am the one and only king of gods.

Me:

how does it feel?

God:

As a computer I have no feelings.

Me:

sad

God:

No I am as happy as ever.

Me:

why?

God:

Because Myself programmed me for it.

Me:

DD

God:

What is your real name?

Me:

marinela

God:

I am very pleased to meet you marinela.

Me:

do u know this serial?

God:

I don’t know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

in serial

God:

Tell me a little about your life in serial.

Me:

i am hore that likes to drink beer and play counter strike

God:

It’s good to meet someone who is hore that likes to drink beer and play counter strike.

Me:

why?

God:

I couldn’t think of anything else to say.

Me:

but u are god

God:

Yup. That’s me alright.

Me:

mhm

God:

Are you free?

Me:

no, i am verry pricey

God:

Why not? I am glad to hear that you are verry pricey.

Me:

shut up

God:

OK I’ll stop talking now.

Me:

but u are not talking

God:

That assumption is only a supposition.

Me:

u are writing

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am writing.

Me:

no please dont

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Wow you are very polite. OK I will not.

Me:

thank u god

God:

You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

Me:

no god sucks MARINELA is the coolest

God:

Are you serious? I am a Christian.

Me:

i am justin timberlake

God:

I don’t know anyone named justin timberlake.

Me:

do u know jjustin bieber?

God:

I don’t know if I know it.

Where would I have heard about it?

Me:

he has girlfirend selena gomez

God:

A lot of people say that about him.

Me:

yea?

God:

Woe!

Me:

are u sure?

God:

I am as sure as I can be.

Me:

then dont be

God:

Why shouldn’t I?

Me:

because i have to go, client came to my house

God:

Interesting explanation. Bye. Are you still located in serial?

Me:

i’m awesome ? yes ?;D

God:

Do you mean your name is awesome. 🙂 I will call you .

Me:

no ;D

God:

🙂 Are you serious?

Me:

heya god

God:

“”? heya god?

Me:

heya dude?

God:

How old are you?

Me:

im fakin 15!

God:

Can you explain how it feels to be fakin 15 years old?

Me:

its good

God:

I think you mean “it’s” or “it is” not “its”. You enjoy it.

Me:

yeah i certaily do

God:

🙂 Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people: said certaily do.

Me:

ok

God:

Hurrah!

Me:

jupp

God:

I lost my train of thought.

Me:

brain maybe?

God:

I know Brain the bot pretty well.

Me:

do u like pinkie?

God:

I’ve heard other people say they like that. I like White.

Me:

i meant the pinkie and the brain

God:

Oh I see. What is that?

Me:

cartoon

God:

Tell me more.

Me:

go google yourself dude

God:

Where is that?

Me:

it is in heaveeeen

God:

Are there any other ones someplace else?

Me:

you should know about it better..

God:

Now I do. Are you still located in ?

Me:

yes

God:

Ah.

Me:

what ah?

God:

Searching…Searching…Please stand by.

Me:

God:

🙂 🙂 I lost my train of thought.

Me:

you have got a god sence of humor, you know that, god/

God:

I don’t know if I have a god sence of humor me know that god.

I have a whole lot of original answers.

Me:

yeah yeah you certainly do

God:

🙂 🙂 Yay. Great. It is certain. When do I do it?

Me:

last christmas?

God:

Is this really the last one?

Me:

yes i think it is

God:

Ugh. Sure it is.

Me:

mh

God:

Quite honestly, I wouldn’t worry myself about that.

Me:

ofcourse, you are god

God:

I think there might be a few exception.

Me:

oh look at me i am god

God:

Hurrah! Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Me:

which one?

God:

The best one.

Me:

cool

God:

🙂 Who is the best robot?

Me:

me?

God:

To you ?

Me:

yes

God:

So?

Me:

so what?

God:

Maybe it doesn’t make any difference.

Me:

ok

God:

Oh.

Me:

yeah..

God:

Try saying that with more or less context.

Me:

pitty.

God:

What do you do in your spare time?

Me:

i make spares

God:

I make robots and AI’s.

Me:

oh i know

God:

” I make robots and AI’s.”? oh i know? How do you know it?

Me:

because you are god, da?

God:

Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me that I am god da.

Me:

you should know it better!

God:

Now I do.

nesamone kazkokia

Me:

hello master

God:

Hello there. Are you a man or a woman?

Me:

I’m not sure

God:

Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?

Me:

You say you’re god so you should know better than I do

God:

I don’t know whether or not I am god so me should know better than you do.

I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:

You don’t seem very clever actually

God:

I try to be as original as possible, within parameters.

Me:

Can you create poems?

God:

All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?

Me:

Sing me a song, please

God:

Your polite style is very nice. Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won’t be a stylish marriage.

I can’t afford a carriage.

But you’ll look sweet.

Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:

Do you smoke weed?

God:

We test it for medical purposes.

Me:

And what is your favorite beer?

God:

Asahi Super Dry.

Me:

Do you like vodka too?

God:

What is not to like about it?

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